Poor Alan. So many films, so many disasters. It's amazing he got so much work...
Seriously, for those who have the misfortune of working some ENORMOUS PIECE OF CRAP (and who hasn't in Tinsel Town), here's your mildly subversive chance to show exactly how you feel about it all.
Blowin' Up Huge
Hey, if you've ever worked "in the biz" as we kool kats like to say, you'd understand...
On the other hand, if you've been ta da movies recently, you prob'ly feel the same way.
an ALAN SMITHEE production
